Have you ever been asked when your baby was due even when all you had in your belly was a burrito? How about your ashamed face when you admitted you just had lunch and the awkward silence that followed? (One more person to avoid the next time you see them, argh.)

Have you bought cute, skimpy bikinis just so you can leave them in your drawer and wear a super loose dress with a scarf on top the whole summer? (I mean, who wants a tan anyway? And the bikinis can go on Vinted.)

Do you look at your high school pictures, admiring your figure you hated at the time, wishing you still fit those cute jeans you still keep at the back of your wardrobe? (They will fit one day, no reason to get rid of them! Screw hubby’s eye-roll!)

Have you lost confidence since you had your little one, feeling disappointed in yourself cause you couldn’t “bounce back” ? (“Heidi was on the catwalk 6 weeks after giving birth, while I am here in oversized baggy pants and unwashed hair.”)

Are you just plain annoyed when your toddler lovingly jiggles your belly while making “bouncy bouncy” noises? (Go away, you criminal!)